Zorkenzag by Zip Cracking Factories
Z - - F - - P - - Z - - SOOOOPA MEEEEGA GREETINGS TO YOU MY FRIEND WHO'S READING THIS SCROLL. WELCOME TO ANOTHER GREAT DEMO FROM THE NONSTOP WORKING CREW OF ZIP CRACKING FACTORIES !!! THIS DEMO WAS WRITTEN OVER A PERIOD OF TWO DAYS BY HECTOR, ZIP AND DAREDEVIL. ALL MUSICRIPPS BY ZIP !!! WE CHOSE TO CALL THIS LITTLE PIECE OF WORK 'ZORKENZAG DEMO' . WHY ?... YOU MAY ASK.. THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE .. THE NAME CAME OUT OF THE MOUTH OF HECTOR AFTER HE HAD BEEN PLAYING ZORK III FOR MORE THAN THREE DAYS. HE HAD GONE ZIG-ZAGING ALL THROUGH THE ADVENTURE, AND SO BECAME COMPLITELY ZORKZAGGED. SO, NOW YOU ARE A LITTLE BIT WISER, AND TO MAKE YOU EVEN WISER I'M GONNA TELL YOU BEFORE THE GREETINGS THAT THE MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO WAS RIPPED OUT OF THE GAME 'STAR PAWS' AND IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE BIGGEST 64 COMPOSER EVER.... ROB HUBBARD. DID YOU KNOW HE HAS MOVED TO THE STATES FOR BETTER PAY !! TO GO ON YOU'LL HAVE TO PRESS THE 'RETURN' KEY.... AND NOW THE GREETINGS....... YO TO MASTERBLASTER INC. FOR NICE LETTERS AND A LOT OF GREAT PROGRAMS, TO FELIX OF THE ECC, TO ZOAR OF PYTON, THE THUNDERBEAR OF BLACK MOON INC. TO THUNDERHEAD, TO HOTROH OF THE TUW GROUP, TO OUR AMERICAN FRIEND WARLORD AND FINALLY SOME MEGAYOHOOS TO THE ARTIST OF THIS DEMO'S LAST PAGE...... THE SUPERB OKI !!!!! BY NOW YOU MUST BE SICK AND TIRED OF BOTH THIS SCROLL AND THIS PAGE. MOVE YOU ASS AND PRESS THE BLOODY 'RETURN' KEY TO GO ON !!!!! PS. SORRY ABOUT THE NOT QUITE ROCKSTEADY SPLITSCREEN ON THE SECOND LAST PAGE BUT AFTER I MADE IT I WAS TO LAZY TO FIX THE BUG !!!!! PRESS THE FUCKIN' RETURN KEY DAMNIT !!!!!! - AS MADE BY DAVID WHITTAKERDM - _ ^G:FXA 0 , ? - CTCTC CTC C CTC - . 1 6 8 9 0 , ? -